Click here to listen to some advice from our dads!
- Don't ask me, ask your mother.
- Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
- You didn't beat me up. I let you win.
- Big boys don't cry.
- Don't worry. It's only blood.
- Now you listen to me, Buster!
- I'll play catch after I read the paper.
- Coffee will stunt your growth.
- A little dirt never hurt anyone - just wipe it off.
- Get your elbows off the table.
- I told you, keep your eye on the ball.
- Who said life was supposed to be fair.
- "Hey" is for horses.
- This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
- Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
- Don't give me any of your lip, young lady.
- You call that noise "music?"
- We're not lost.
- No, we're not there yet.
- Shake it off. It's only pain.
- When I was your age, I treated my father with respect.
- As long as you live under my rooft, you'll live by my rules.
- I'll tell you why. Because I said so. That's why.
- Do what I say, not what I do.
- Sit up straight, you knucklehead!
- So you think you're smart, do you?
- What's so funny? Wipe that smile off your face.
- Young ladies perspire, they do not sweat.
- If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
- You should visit more often. Your mother worries.
- This is your last warning.
- I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel.
- I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
